Women’s Quotes

17 June 2009

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
(Agatha Christie)

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
(Oscar Wilde)

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
(Scottish Proverb)

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
(Sam Kinison)

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t,they’d be married too.
(H. L. Mencken)

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later, For another thing, they die earlier.
(H. L. Mencken)

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.


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